DOYLESTOWN, PA. Local writer, James Martin, set to the blogosphere earlier this month, when he created a personal blog. “But really,” the world responded, “how long do you think that will fucking last?” The world’s concerns deepened when Martin elaborated as to the nature of the posts he would be publishing: “It’s just, like, a place for me to write whatever is on my mind and just get it out into the world.” The world collectively rolled their eyes, asking, “So you expect this to last about a month or two, then?” Martin appeared determined to not shut down the blog just yet, claiming, “I feel like this could be a chance for me to gain a readership, which will help when I publish my novel.” However, as of press time, there was still not a new blog posted for the weekend, to which the world responded, “Mmmhmmm.”
James P. W. Martin 